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How To Live With A Huge Penis

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Product Description

A handy guide to dealing with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG)

Simple ways to tackle penile persecution & tripod tribulations

Discover the unexpected benefits of having a gigantic cock

Is it a blessing or a curse? Learn to embrace what God gave you

Written by experts Dr. Richard Jacob and Reverend Owen Thomas

A real eye-opener

Description

A quick Google search and you’ll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a pork sword.

 

How To Live With A Huge Penis explores and allays the daily struggles of this genetic marvel, with chapters covering all of the major issues including:

Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family

Care and Maintenance of Your Huge Penis

Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis

Dealing with Discrimination

Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis

These topics are further supported by prayers, poetry, thoughtful quotations and a daily affirmations journal to inspire men of all phallic proportions. So whether you’re a boner-fide Long Dong Silver or you know someone “suffering” from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), tackle these issues head-on with this hilarious self-help book.

 

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Please Note:

You don’t need a monstrously large penis to enjoy this book but it certainly helps

Product Features:

The definitive guide to dealing with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG)

Written by experts Dr. Richard Jacob and Reverend Owen Thomas

Discover the unexpected benefits of having a colossal penis

Learn how to care for and maintain your manhood

Find out the best ways to reveal your condition to your friends and family

Paperback, 128 pages

Dimensions:

Measures approximately 12cm(W) x 22cm(H) x 1cm(D)

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