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Abusive Balloons

$22.95

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SKU: FB.234. Category: . Tags: , .

Product Description

Really undermine someone’s big day

Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans

A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons

Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath

Description

Balloons. What’s the use?

 

On the one hand they’re synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d’oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there’s a “party over here!”

 

On the other they’re a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night’s alcohol-drenched debris.

 

Unless you’re a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they’re the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

 

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Please Note:

Suitable for ages 8+ (They’re a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn’t know the word “f*ck” quite just yet, “sh*t” maybe.)

Product Features:

Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:

4x Red – F*CK ME YOU’RE OLD

4x Yellow – HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER

4x Orange – THIS PARTY IS SH*T

Printed on both sides

Use them to put a downer on someone’s (or even your own) big day

Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath

Dimensions:

Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10″)

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