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Abusive Balloons


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Product Description

Really undermine someone’s big day

Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans

A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons

Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath


Balloons. What’s the use?


On the one hand they’re synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d’oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there’s a “party over here!”


On the other they’re a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night’s alcohol-drenched debris.


Unless you’re a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they’re the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.


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Please Note:

Suitable for ages 8+ (They’re a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn’t know the word “f*ck” quite just yet, “sh*t” maybe.)

Product Features:

Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:



4x Orange – THIS PARTY IS SH*T

Printed on both sides

Use them to put a downer on someone’s (or even your own) big day

Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath


Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10″)


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